i live with an ex-cheerleader

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yes. kelsey was a hot shit popular in high school cheerleader.


kelsey is a great flat mate BECAUSE:
-she shows me the best place to put the dish towel (which is on the handle of the oven)
-she lets me eat her apples and bananas (which sounds really dirty if you say it right)
-she shows me how to use my sink for maximum efficiency
-she tells me tricks about brushing my hair and how to make your hair less greasy/flat(switch your part)
-she tells me when i am spending a ridiculous amount of money so that i can stand up to sales people (or atleast she will from now on, after i unknowingly bought hair product for 20 pounds!)
-she sleeps under my kitchen table and likes it because it's like a fort
-she wears big old man sweaters
-she knows everything about science
-she cares about the ENVIRONMENT

-she encourages me tirelessly to leave the house, go out at night, talk to other people, and do other sorts of normal things that normal people do to make friends and have social lives.

kelsey sucks because:

-she is not kelsey schmitz

-she is skinnier than me so we can't share clothes (bitch)

-she is a total drop dead gorgeous babe

-her feet are smaller so we can't share shoes either

p.s. corey, just incase you read this i love you more.

halloween. finally.

while thrifting last hear i happened to come across an authentic WWII navy uniform that FITS ME. it has the most amazing details and still has the tags attached with the previous owner's name! the buttons on the front are great and it has a corset style tie up the back of the pants.

kelsey was a drown scuba diver and she made the whole thing herself. we spent halloween in sunderland

i curled my hair and was some sort of sailor doll thing. basically i just wanted to play dress up; but i don't really do pin up style hair...any sort of curl is tricky enough for me.

gary went as one of his old room mates and i glued hair to his face and brushed his wig because i am a GREAT girlfriend

next year i want to be something scary.

pretty & white

i love white; i love chains; i love ornate; i love everything about this installation by kirsten hassenfeld

detail:

it was just posted today on http://dailyserving.com/

i'm sick. i keep meaning to blog about halloween. but i just want to lay around and moan.

also i got new glasses, but it's not that exciting because they were the cheapest i could find and they make me look like a nerd.

now i am going to go to sleep at 7:30; which is only about 6 hours after i woke up from a 13 hour sleep. ZZZzzzzzzzzzz

sneaky.

i like to sneak up on gary

he usually sees me coming a mile away.

what i want to eat more than anything in the whole world:

jack's naturally rising cheese pizza......or taco bell.