i had a friend it was a spider

in gary's sister's house i made a friend. it was a spider.

it was my only friend in banbury. not counting gary's family.

it lived under the shower and when i would go pee i could roll up a tiny bit of toilet paper, drop it on the ground, and the spider would come out and check it out.

i tried to find it a real bug to eat and i did. it was an ear wig that was already dead. i dropped it on the ground and nothing happened. that was a week ago.

my spider friend is dead.